I blame Klaine

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parishiltonsexslave:

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out

a person was paid to think this photo up

there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo

somebody did her makeup

these people were paid

holy shit!

(via starkidginger)

-Do you have one last wish?
-Yeah, the song from the “Superperforator” commercial!

(Source: wandalabee, via phiillii)

zwischenfischen:

A few days ago, my friends and I were talking about how we always used to read the Bravo when we were younger. The Bravo is the largest youth magazine in Germany about music, tv, stars and sports. And sexuality.

It has an infamous advice column called Dr. Sommer that…

Welcome to Germany. I am so glad that I live in a country where this is possible. Of course it is a typical teenager magazine but it still made quite an impact. This magzine actually informed me about this thing called “bisexuality” (I have only heard about pan about a year ago).

So, thank you Doktor Sommer for teaching me how to turn myself on, that it is ok to think about girls while doing so and that I can’t get pregnant when I swallow. (This is like the oldest joke about Doctor Sommer; since this question is asked frequently for almost 40 years by now)

(Source: brightandalarming, via confettistan)

mrsmustachejay:

cumberbuddy:

heyimfreeman:

❧ 15 breathtaking pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch - 13/15

God, this fucking picture basically grabs both my boobs and caresses them. Sexcellent. #chestfluff

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! *dying whale noises*

well, there go my panties…

(Source: hismindpalace)

youknowyouregerman:

Jimmy Kimmel Uses a German Translator to Help Free Justin Bieber’s Monkey

Funny video with lots of German stereotypes.
(btw, why is every German guy in America called “Klaus”? lol)

(Submitted by smallblueangel)

kittyhague:

the-mischievous-hybrid:

APPLAUSE FOR PERFECT GIF USE 

(via this-is-chris-colfers-world)

marielikestodraw:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

oh my god.

(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones, via this-is-chris-colfers-world)

cumberbuddy:

bearicle:

i can’t unsee ben crying real life anime tears

help

This isn’t the shirtless scene that was supposed to be in the film. It’s just raw footage from when Benedict found out his shirtless scene wouldn’t join the others in the film. THE TEARS.

cumberbuddy:

enerjax:

What all the fuss was about :B

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That’s why he looked so miserable. He was tending to his sunburn that he caught at the beach. 

I LOVE YOU J.